29 October 2007

Congratulations, Red Sox

Congratulations, Red Sox.
You won your second World Series in four years, but your fans still see you as the lovable underdogs who are trying to reverse history.

Congratulations, Red Sox.
Your lineup is one of the more potent in recent memory, your defense sucks, your pitching is a little iffy, but you get saluted as a team that does things the old fashioned way.

Congratulations, Red Sox.
You have the second-highest payroll in all of MLB. You pay your players six times as much as the Devil Rays. But ESPN commentators pay homage to you as a team that is consistently good despite parity.

Congratulations, Red Sox.
I mean that. I really do.

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