29 July 2008

Caught red-handed

Tim Donaghy wasn't a straight arrow - we know that he wasn't, the NBA knows that he wasn't, and the federal government (always the last to know anything) knows that he wasn't.

But was he a part of a larger referee conspiracy?

More importantly: did he wear makeup?

According to SportsIllustrated.com's Michael McCann, the NBA has referred to Donaghy as a "rouge, isolated criminal."

A rouge, isolated criminal? Perhaps he was eyeshadowed by FBI agents, or he now bears a mascara of shame?

Nice going, Mr. McCann - by failing to catch a single typo, you've opened Tim Donaghy up to an entirely new avenue of embarrassment:

Really bad makeup puns.


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