Happy Day-after-Halloween! I know I'm coming in a little late with these picks, but I'll make up for it: the explanation for each pick will be written in the form of a haiku. Work for y'all?
Auburn +5.5 against Ole Miss
The War Eagle is
underdog against Ole Miss?
Something is wrong here.
Prediction: Auburn 16, Ole Miss 13
Tulsa -6.5 against Arkansas
The Razorbacks miss
Houston Nutt. Or maybe, more,
Prediction: Tulsa 38, Arkansas 23
Kentucky +3 against Mississippi State
Don't trust the Wildcats!
I think they're overrated, but
trust the Bulldogs less.
Prediction: Kentucky 21, Mississippi State 17
Alabama -23.5 against Arkansas State
Razorbacks may fight -
oh, wait, this is ASU.
What is their mascot?
Prediction: Alabama 34, Arkansas State 3
Georgia +5.5 against Florida
Go Gators! I'll cheer
for UF. It's gonna be
a very close game.
Prediction: Georgia 34, Florida 32
Have a great day, everyone. Before I go:
The Bulldogs all taunted the Gators.
When they scored their first touchdown, players
rushed onto the field
and refused to yield
Now the Gainesville contingent are haters.
Or something. Look for the UF/GA game tonight to be one of the hardest-hitting contests of the entire year.
Last week: 3-4
All time: 75-68-1