14 December 2008

Playing it saf

So I was reading SportsIllustrated.com this morning and I came across the following headline:

"Thoughts on the Eagles' new game plan and a pair of all-world safties"

My first thought: what are safties? They sound like adult diapers - (cue inspirational music) have you reached That Age? Are you s**tting your pants on a regular basis? Get Safties, and admit that you're old. ADMIT IT, YOU OCTOGENARIAN LITTLE &@#$! YOU'RE OLD!!! AND YOU SMELL FUNNY!!! AND NOT HA-HA FUNNY, EITHER!!!

My second thought: oh. He meant to say safeties.


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