Now, I know I've written about some scary stuff in the past. Corrective rape. Attempted murder. A Shakespeare-inspired MMORPG.
Watch this video, though, and tell me it isn't the scariest thing you've seen in your entire life.
Yes, you heard right: a 35-cm centipede with lethal poison that catches bats out of mid-air. It also lives in the dark. I'm never, ever going to Venezuela.