According to the NY Daily News:
A homeless man in Oregon snuck into a hot tub, called 911 and asked the operator for towels, hot chocolate and a hug.
None of Mark Eskelsen's requests were fulfilled. Instead, he got arrested.
The 45-year-old called 911 from his cell phone on Sunday morning and identified himself as the "sheriff of Washington County," Beaverton police said. He then asked for medical attention, later admitting that he wasn't the sheriff.
Eskelsen also said he had been in the hot tub for 10 hours and that his towels had gotten soaked.
"I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it," he told the 911 operator.
It's like DiCaprio meets Borner, but with more awesome!
All y'all have a great night.